Hank,

I wear Nike shoes. Have I made the wrong decision?

Yours,

Billy McRunsalot
Dear Billy McRunsalot,

Nike shoes are like most other shoes in that they offer some sort of protection against the elements, they have a thick sole and it probably does affect your stride. Like other shoes you need to work absurdly hard to make sure you get a shoe with the right arch, rise, etc… so you don’t over or under pronate.

What makes Nike shoes different from other shoes is that they were created with rubber, nylon, leather, and pure evil.

Yes, you’ve chosen poorly. Even Nike’s attempt at a minimal shoe is an outright joke.

Sorry to tell you you’re dining with the devil,

Hank

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